I will be eating whatever I want, drinking all the soda I want, cussing all the fucking time, watching porn and having sex, and everything and anything else my wicked little heart desires.
Because I don’t believe in that shit.
Ooooh, party hard!
But no, that doesn’t make you a special little snow flake. Congratulations on your non-Christian beliefs, I respect that. If you had even the slightest hint of intelligence or decency, you wouldn’t go boasting about how you’re going to “watch as much porn as you want and have sex all the time” (I use quotations because we all know that you’re just going to sit at home, eat Doritos and cry yourself to sleep) like it’s something that only you do. Not everyone is Christian, you do realize this? There are countless people that are going to the the exact same thing as you with no regrets.
Also, the moment that you start swearing a lot, you immediately brand yourself as an idiotic d-bag.