January 2012
December 2011
abwhoretion:
offensivebloggerbeware:
what is the 700 club and why is it always on
IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE SAID IT
muukel:
YEAH FUCK YOU KID
Never trust Asian cowboys.
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If my teeth were crooked(-er), then I'd better fit...
harzprime:
veronox:
(Thanks Harz for cheering me up. I can’t post your reply on this phone, so…)
joo being sarcastic? If so IM SO SORRY! ;A; iwasbeingsily!
and if you werent and i really did then yay!
NOT sarcasm!
Brace your anuses
I am about to try Christmas Peep + Coffee.
This will either be delicious or disgusting.
If my teeth were crooked(-er), then I'd better fit...
(Thanks Harz for cheering me up. I can’t post your reply on this phone, so…)
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I feel really bad for whoever my significant other...
I hate admitting this but, my dental hygiene is so poor that I’ve had four cavities in the past year, my front teeth are TWO DIFFERENT COLORS DUE TO MY LOSS OF ENAMEL, and my breath probably reeks 24/7. Whoever gets close enough to kiss me, I salute you for your courage.
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So there's an episode of CSI on TV right now, and...
I’m incredibly mad about the entire premise right now, as a huge fan of sharks. For one, it seems highly unlikely that the shark, a Tiger shark, would be able to BITE HER ARM COMPLETELY OFF. She WAS already bleeding before the shark attacked her, so I’m glad that they’re not painting the shark as a violent beast that kills on a whim. What’s worse is that the salt water...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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Beauty and The Beast is coming back as a 3D movie?
Everyone jump on the 3D gimic bandwagon!
(Table-flip)
tsarcasm:
womb-raider:
I feel so, so sorry for that cuntbarf girls child
People who have 7 penises tatooed on their body and save their menstrual blood should not have children
it’s wrong for gay people to have children and yet betty period blood crocker can have kids
okay
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I hate when my dashboard is clogged with a stupid roleplaying conversation.
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
askshiguresohma:
princessdiagron:
All you mofos I’d be BFFs with you RL
Just saying
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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memewhore:
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REALLY wishing that the volume was louder on this...
