vvhatserface: Do you ever see a song and you’re like “oh yeah I love this song” so you reblog it without even listening to it like it could be an hour long recording of someone screaming you wouldn’t even know
toasterd: watching your own video repeatedly until it gets thousands of views then bragging to your friends
analprolapsing: i am actually still extremely pissed off i don’t really know what i’m doing on this site i’m sick of people getting hurt and just being laughed at that is not okay that is not laughable in the slightest WHEN SOMEONE GETS HURT I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE FEEL AMUSED ????
foxwinstark: maleficentmordor: I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going- “fucking winchesters”
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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analprolapsing: smilingwiththebeatles: analprolapsing: um what the h*ck do you think you’re doing being prettier than me get outta here with that shit why would you censor the word heck WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH DO YOU LIVE IN A BARN JESUS SHITFUCK CUM STAIN ASS DICKS DON’T USE THE H WORD Yeah we don’t need to swear to have fun here on tumblr dot com.
wartortles: how do i make it to where u need to have an IQ score of 10 or higher to send me an ask bc i swear the i get the dumbest asks ever
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tributary: the convention was about to begin. “ladies and gentlemen and those swathes not implicated in the aforementioned categories,” boomed the nervous man through the microphone. he was visibly sweating through his white rental suit. “i’ve really dodged a bullet, coming here. no, really. someone tried to shoot me on fifteenth street by the park and i dodged the bullet.” he paused for the...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
abbyka: rnilkbreath: if someone is happy with their religion and not bothering u why the FUCK would u go out of ur way to say ‘everything uve ever believed in is bullshit’ like how much of an asshole do u have to be THIS. Jesus Christ I may not be the most religious person but someone seriously sent me into depression just because they felt the need to tell me everything I believed was a...
dogs420: the funny thing about this website is that even if your joke isn’t funny at all, it’s still easy to get notes on it. unfortunately that gives some people a sense of false accomplishment and they just don’t stop making bad text posts
rnilkbreath: if someone is happy with their religion and not bothering u why the FUCK would u go out of ur way to say ‘everything uve ever believed in is bullshit’ like how much of an asshole do u have to be
suddenlywolf: everyone go to grumpdog.tumblr.com and send them the message “GET MEMED” this is for revenge spread the message
analprolapsing: i have 46 tabs open and it hasn’t been this low in a couple weeks
shavingryansprivates: did you know the real chef boyardee’s name was boiardi and he changed it on his products to help americans pronounce his name
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
suddenlywolf: *hits you over the head with a plank labeled “joke”* haha… get it? why are you bleeding it was a joke. wow.. someone cant handle humor haha
toasterd: idk what happened last night but i woke up with this in my drafts
shadowwobbuffet: wake up in the morning feeling like
reshiham: If i was ever a mom i wouldnt feed the baby formula, or breast milk, that shit is for little turds. I’d feed it mountain dew voltage, so that way it’d grow up rad and not a little shitnerd
jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
kingofdumblr: openlayla64: How to be a Men’s Rights Activist: Buy a fedora Make misogynistic jokes and posts on Reddit and Tumblr while claiming that misogyny doesn’t exist Harass women until they get pissed off and then accuse them of being too angry Acknowledge that there is a conspiracy amongst feminists to make females superior to males Be a chauvinist Call women ‘cunts’ Complain...
sinstoxin: when you mute the volume where does the sound go
analprolapsing: i’m sorry but if you actually tell me to my face that i am not the dancing queen then uh who the fuck do you think you are
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kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work are you fucking kidding me. no. no you sit the fuck down. LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically prepare students for standardized tests that contain literally nothing you feel like they need to learn but you have to...
tributary: i’m all ears. what you think is a nose and a mouth and a pair of eyes and all the other features are actually modified ears. as to how that is physiologically possible, i don’t know, but if you have an explanation i’m willing to hear you out.
lol-drugged: pityreblogs: so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind… then he sent this apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire Was anyone else...